"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Death is as light as a feather; duty as heavy as a mountain."

"Never reason from what you do not know. If you do, you will soon believe what is utterly against reason."

"Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made of stars."

"Actresses will happen in the best regulated families."

"Deep-seated are the wounds dealt in civil brawls."

"The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."