"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Friendship improves hapiness and reduces misery, by doubting our joys and dividing our grief."

"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."

"If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things."

"A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles."

"The police.....always wanting to play games."

"The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully."