"Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture."

"My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed."

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'"

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months."

"The image is one thing and the human being is another, it's very hard to live up to an image."

"All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance."

"To make no mistakes is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible."

"Geschichte ist [...] ein Dialog zwischen Gegenwart und Vergangenheit. [re-transl.:] History is [...] a dialogue between the present and the past."