"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come back to you."

"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything."

"'Opposites are cures for opposites."

"It's been through three wives. To me a guitar is kind of like a woman. You don't know why you like 'em but you do."

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."