"By whom?"

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"i like to have a martini, two at the very most - at three i'm under the table, at four, i'm under the host!"

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses."

"Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world."

"A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating."

"Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes."

"Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand."

"People don't believe what you tell them. They rarely believe what you show them. They often believe what their friends tell them. They always believe what they tell themselves."

"All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."