"It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent."

"There is no glory in otustripping donkeys."

"Virtue extends our days: he live two lives who relives his past with pleasure."

"Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is worthier exercise for men."

"Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today."

"Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst."

"Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together."

"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."

"Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused."

"Its okay to get jacked up and head out onto the highway, but I've been there and I can tell you that the fast lane is littered with countless smoldering wrecks."

"HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants, now extinct, who came from Europe in the beginning of the last century and were distinguished for the bitterness of their internal controversies and dissensions."

"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose."